Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Ohhhhh, I'm Goin' To Hell For This One

Greetings. My name is Tom Smith, and I'm an indie musician -- mostly comedy, mostly folk-rock, but pretty much every style except dull. ;) If you're interested in hearing my music, please check out Tom Smith Online.

This isn't about that, however.

Basically, in this LiveJournal post I got this insane idea to thoroughly misuse the concept of lolcats. And so I did.

I happen to be an atheist, but I have many friends and family members who are religious to one degree or another (heck, my mom is a featured singer at her church), so my first two thoughts regarding lolchrist are [a] be funny and [b] not be too offensive about it. If the very idea disturbs you, well, this blog ain't for you... and, this ain't your blog. For those of you still here, I hope you enjoy it and take it in the spirit in which it is meant. And as soon as I figure out precisely what that is, I'll let you know.

Just for information's sake, I'm nicking these pictures off the web, and am not intending to do anything with them besides posting them satirically. Those images under copyright remain under copyright, and I'm not challenging that. I'm just having some fun.

With Jesus.

15 comments:

Traveler said...

Oh gods bless you, Tom. TOO damned perfect, and I mean that.

Hamadryad said...

The first and third are two of the best things I've ever seen in my life ever ever.

MEC said...

Tom, if you're going to hell for this, I'll be sitting right beside you for laughing out loud at it.

Elizabeth said...

These are wonderful! I liked the 'mint' one best, but... oh, maybe not, they're all funny.

Your talents impress me.

rlrlvx said...

Don't stop!! We need more. Anything that makes LOLcats look ridiculous is OK by me. And if you have to blaspheme to get there...so much the better.

Spydie said...

Oh... TOO amazing for words.

You can add the following link to your subscription list if you like:

http://syndicated.livejournal.com/lolchrist_feed/

(Because everything good comes through there)

kittent said...

you are rilly, rilly goin to hell.

k thx bye

Amy said...

I love it! And I know a thing or two about going to hell.

www.rubbernun.net

Almagill said...

I really shouldn't have laughed out loud like that.

People were eating their lunch and jumped with surprise. That's so gonna stain....


Ah well, must have been the hand of lolchrist at work,eh?

Peter Eng said...

If I had a decent image manipulating program, I'd send you "I'm in ur temple, throwin out yer moneychangers."

Jeremy said...

no fair! i can't figure out how to see the pics! where are they? just form the comments i wanna play, too!

filkertom said...

Jeremy -- I don't know what you mean. I'm doing a very simple upload to Blogger for the pics. They're right in the post, and you can click on them to see the larger original. This very first entry, the one you commented on, doesn't have any pics. Are you not able to see any pics?

Seriously, I'm not sure how to help. It sounds like a browser configuration problem. You might check to see if you've got images turned of (which I bet you don't), or use a different browser. If you still can't figure things out, email me at filkertom at yahoo dot com, and I'll try to help.

Crazy Raven Productions said...

You rock my tiny world. :)

Anthony said...

Some suggestions for future pieces, if you can find appropriate art for them...

(God rejecting Cain's fruit-sacrifice)
"Do Not Want!"

(Jesus' resurrection)
Im in ur sarcophagous, transcenduing ur flesh.

(Last Supper)
I made you a communion, but I eated it :(

(Someone kneeling in prayer)
I can has salvayshun, pleez? Kthx bye.

Josh said...

Damn. I had this idea two weeks too late!

Bravo!